Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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