they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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