Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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