If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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