thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
my liver is dry heaving
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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