Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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