If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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