You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Randomize
