In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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