hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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