He kissed a someone with a penis
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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