So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
He better not be in your backpack
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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