Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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