And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Randomize
