Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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