hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
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