After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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