Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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