is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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