It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Who died my cat blue again?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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