I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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