Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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