Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
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