I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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