i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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