Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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