She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
