As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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