dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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