i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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