I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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