i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
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