so that wasnt chicken after all
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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