Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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