I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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