Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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