How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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