But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Hello my rib-scented angel!
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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