he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
she pinky promised me she was 18
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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