I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Randomize
