It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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