Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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