i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
love makes seman taste better
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
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