Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
