absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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