he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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