just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Of course I have a pirate flag
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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