Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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