mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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