im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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