Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
where does the pee come out of this thing
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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